sometimes I forget that Americans have to pay for university upfront like what the fuck is that are u guys ok
No we’re not okay.
We’re not okay at all.
we have to pay for everything
even the air in our tires
and our politicians are obsessed with money
we’re not okay
so today it snowed for the first time this year and ive naturally been online all day and didnt know so i went to take out the garbage in bare feet and stepped in an inch snow and i just yelled "what the fUCK" and i just heard my neighbour in his backyard go “oh my god she’s outside”
no see lesbians are not more accepted than gay men they’re more sexualized please do not get those 2 things confused
hi im officialunitedstates *walks into your house* where do you keep your fine jewelry and other valuables
"I really woke up every single day feeling like I was in some sort of spell or something, that I was lucky enough to have him in my life"-Lea Michele
Because fat jokes are as awesome as rapey vampire jokes.
it’s not a fat joke he’s an actual elephant you idiot
from the show:
srsly, one of the best sight gags they’ve ever done
even if you know nothing about Hinduism, how do you not remember this?
Just pure sass on Gabriel’s part, ngl.
"you should just get your license!"
“driving is fun!”
“It’s not that hard!”
leave me the fucK ALONE